We probably don’t need to tell you that it’s been quite a week for Kim Kardashian.
First, Kim’s 40th birthday party attracted a ton of negative attention online.
But Kim wasn’t being age-shamed, mind you.
No, she was taking flak for a legitimate reason, as she ignored Covid travel restricitons in order to charter a 777 to take her entire family to Tahiti.
It’s not a great look in the middle of a worsening global pandemic, and Kim certainly didn’t help matters by boasting about what an amazing time she was having with her rich friends and family as her fans worry about how they’re gonna make rent.
So she got roasted on Twitter, and a thousands of people pointed out what an insane amount of good she could have done for the same amount of money she spent on her trip.
That was to be expected.
What came next, however, was a series of events that could only have happened in 2020.
Yes folks, it turns out this trip was much, much stranger than we realized.
First, there was Khloe’s new face which has sparked all kinds of interest and concern,
Then, there was the hologram of Kim’s dead father, Rober Kardashian, which sounds like a joke, but is actually something Kanye did for his wife’s big day.
You might have thought that would be the last of the insanity to emerge from Kim’s cursed birthday trip.
But we’ve got one more piece of nightmare fuel for you.
You see, thanks to the photo below, the entire world is now convinced that Kim has six toes on her left foot.
And as crazy as it sounds, we’ve gotta say — the photographic evidence is pretty compelling.
“WHY IS KIM HAVING SIX TOES IN ONE OF THESE PICS NOT TRENDING,” one person tweeted.
“Certainly looks like 6 toes to me. So, she’s polydactyl; who cares?” another wrote, taking a more nuanced view of the situation.
Others insisted that the optical illusion is merely a result of Kim cramming wide feet into an unusually narrow shoe.
One person said this issue is ‘the one thing [they] will defend kim k on, as she too has “wide feet that make it look like she has six toes.”
“It’s the one thing we have in common,” the person wrote.
Perhaps not surprisingly, this issue has come up before.
Kim addressed it in an Instagram Live session earlier this year, in which she took live video of her feet in order to assure fans that she has only the usual amount of toes.
“Everyone thinks that I have six toes, and it’s really wild,” Kim told the camera.
“But it’s this, part of my foot, that when I wear a shoe just like this it like smashes down right here and in a picture,” she explained.
“I don’t know why, it looks like a sixth toe.”
And with that, Kim hoped to put the matter to rest.
“I hope that answered my sixth toe question,’ she said.
“Because I only have five toes on each foot.”
We understand her frustration, but what she fails to understand is that people have been quarantined without a whole lot to do for like seven months now.
So we’ll pronbably be having this conversation again next week.