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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, 2004Kumar (Kal Penn) shows the world just how intense a love affair with drugs can be as he moans in pleasure during sex with a giant bag of weed. While seemingly every stoner’s dream come true, it’s questionable how this asexual bag of marijuana is able to do much without any actual body parts.9. American Pie, 1999In one of the most classic sex-with-an-inanimate-object scenes, we cringe as Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught by his dad having sex with his mother’s freshly made pie. It forever changed the meaning of warm apple pie and made us ponder the similarities between baked goods and sex.8. Jack Frost, 1996Jim’s American Pie crush Shannon Elizabeth was previously crushed by a killer snowman in this cult classic, most notable for its hilariously poor acting. While intended to be a frightening rape scene, the result is a sordid sexual encounter between a snowman and a teen girl. Besides the fact that Frosty looks like a giant marshmallow, the grossest part is probably that he is poking her with his carrot nose.7. Good Luck Chuck, 2007Having women literally lining up to sleep with you probably sounds like heaven to most men. Chuck (Dane Cook) learns it can be the opposite when you’re doing it with the type of freaks that are more focused on praying to God the Saviour than pleasing you, or have a tattoo that reads George W. above her, um, bush.6. Step Brothers, 2008Dale (John C. Reilly) is taken by surprise in the men’s toilet when his step brother’s wife goes stalker crazy and demands sex. After hopping onto his bits and thrusting back and forth in a way that oddly resembles a woodpecker, she tells him to ‘Stay golden, pony boy’ before lifting a leg and taking a wee in the redporn 2018: urinal. Dale thinks it’s incredible, which it kind of is if you’re into quick, woodpecker sex and women that wee like men.5. Team America: World Police, 2004In this controversial sex scene (nine edits had to be shown to the Motion Picture Association of America before they would approve it), we see puppets go at it from every possible angle their plastic bodies will allow. While their creepy smiles don’t change at all during the romp, their positions do quite a bit – with each one making us wonder more and more what the heck we’re doing watching disturbing doll sex.4. The Hangover Part II, 2011While we don’t actually see the sex scene between Stu (Ed Helms) and the Thai transvestite he has emotional sex with while black out drunk, our imagination is free to conjure up some pretty dirty images. What we do get to see is Stu’s priceless reaction as ‘she’ reveals her private parts and he comes to terms with the fact that he made love to a she-he.3. The Change-Up, 2011Dave (Jason Bateman), while trapped in Mitch’s (Ryan Reynolds) body, is seduced by a very pregnant and horny woman, who is expecting her weekly sex session. She lunges toward him, her enormous nude belly leading the way, and attacks the repulsed Dave-as-Mitch.